Zloba si to rozdává s Daenerys v rapu

Pohádka Zloba s Angelinou Jolie nebyla zrovna nejlepší, podobně by se dalo hovořit i o poslední sérii Hry o trůny. Všechnu tu hořkou pachuť ale můžete snadno spláchnout, když mrknete na tenhle souboj v rapu.

zdroj: tisková zpráva

V rámci Princess Rap Battle najdete řadu nejrůznějších dvojic – ať už je řeč o Galadriel a Leie nebo třeba Popelce a Belle. Tentokrát se ale autoři vrhli na trochu méně tradiční dvojku, a to rohatou záporkyni Zlobu ze Šípkové Růženky společně s matkou draků  Daenerys. Jestli je vám pak blonďatá rapperka povědomá, jde o Yvonne Strahovski, kterou můžete znát jako agentku ze seriálu Chuck, popřípadě jako sexy zaměstnankyni Cerberu – Mirandu Lawson.    

 

Níže pak najdete samotný text:

MALEFICENT
Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation
I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation
To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination
That will put your puny nation in suspended animation

DAENERYS
I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name
You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains
You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave?
I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave

MALEFICENT
You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck
A curse would be useless: you already suck
First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered
DIAVAL: Well, all men must die M: I wish that they would
The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good
Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well
Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell

DAENERYS
Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse?
You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse
And what’s your obsession with fingers and pricks?
Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some dicks
These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills
The only thing mad about me is my skills
GREY WORM: Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in
MISSANDEI: This hottie freed the slaves D: Call me Babe-raham Lincoln

MALEFICENT
Eat your heart out, sweetie DIAVAL: Better start counting sheep
M: We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep
No privates in your army? DIAVAL: That’s crazy M: It’s nuts
You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts
Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’
Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then
Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian
Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen

DAENERYS
If you’re so powerful then answer me this:
What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat
MISSANDEI: It’s done GW: Stick a fork in her D: That’s all she wrote
Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows
Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although
I rose from the ashes GW: Now a force you can’t stop
MISSANDEI: She started from the bottom D: Now I finish on top

MALEFICENT
You think that was hot? It’s not even warm
Come to my world and see my true form
I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire
Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire

DAENERYS
I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me!
The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny
So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or
You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed